you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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