I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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