Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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