Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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