i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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