yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just googled if crying burns calories
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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