I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
high people should be assigned attendants
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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