think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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