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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.

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• (914): View more from New York

  For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.

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  That's cute.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?

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• (650): View more from California

  so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.

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  did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!

  (623): View more from Arizona

  It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.

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• (707): View more from California

  Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.

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• (949): View more from California

  Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite

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• (585): View more from New York

  My inner pteradactyl is also confused.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.

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• (530): View more from California

  I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂

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