i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.