idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't