Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy