Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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