im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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