I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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