You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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