i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
high people should be assigned attendants
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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