She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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