you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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