Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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