There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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