i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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