How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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