I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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