its not stalking. its research.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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