puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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