oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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