My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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