as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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