Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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