Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.