I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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