I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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