i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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