i don't like sucking hair
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
