Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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