at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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