Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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