I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
one might say we're banned from that church
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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