I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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