im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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