what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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