that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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