Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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