so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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