i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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