This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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