well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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