ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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