Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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