You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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