I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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