sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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