How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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