one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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