Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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