Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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