i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
do herpes really smell.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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