now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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